Blog v. Reality

So blog-verse Tori is very sarcastic, tough, scarred, jaded, and generally not a very smiley person. She wears hoodies in all weather, is too lazy to wear contacts half of the time, has pretty unruly hair that gets in her eyes. She stares blankly at the computer screen as she blogs. This is her:

IRL Tori is not only made of awesome hats. She's made of unicorns and flower crowns.

She also possesses some wicked Photoshop skills. She enjoys books, music, anime, and eating.

She's actually an introverted person, hates humanity with a burning passion, believes in ghosts and demons, and is far too curious for her own good. Also she takes out her anger passive-aggressively on people that she really shouldn't. 

She has a job now at a convenience store where she works as a cashier and stocks shelves. She was supposed to do computer training, but the dumb server blocks the Java updates sooo yeah. 

She has a boyfriend. She loves him very much, but he's got quite a lot of baggage and issues that she doesn't really feel like she can deal with in addition to her own. She's told him that. Yeah.

Basically the only traits that IRL Tori and Blog-verse Tori share are sarcasm. Copious amounts of sarcasm. And being too lazy to put contacts in. 

Why this post? The fuck if I know. (I'm so not putting off typing up those mission posts. No way.)